Funny Wishes For Happy Birthday Sister
1. Cheers to your birthday, sister! I was about to give you something lavish and wonderful, but then I realized that having me as a sister is more than plenty. You’re very welcome!
2. I wish my sister, who is still younger than me but feels much older, a happy birthday! Let’s pretend to be in our twenties for another year!
3. Sister, happy birthday!I would have purchased you something truly amazing, but then I realized that I already had the greatest gift for you: myself. Have fun!
4. Happy birthday to my sister, who has always supported me—mostly by making fun of me, but that counts too. Have a fantastic day filled with fun and cake!
5. You get better with age, sister, just like a good wine. Unfortunately, you also continue to get more forgetful and “fermented.” To you, cheers!
6. Sister, happy birthday! Let’s keep in mind on your birthday that age is simply a number—in your case, a very large, frightening number. You still look amazing, so don’t worry!
7. Cheers to your birthday! I didn’t want to overshadow how amazing it is to have me as your sister, even though I could have gotten you something very great. You’re very welcome!
8. Cheers to your birthday, sister! You are getting older when the cost of your candles is higher than the cost of your cake. You still have a few years until you have to worry about retirement planning, so don’t worry!
9. Sisters support you no matter what, even if you think you’re too good for them. They’re like big pants. To the greatest “fat pants” anyone could own, happy birthday!
10. To my favorite co-conspirator, happy birthday! Remember that your age is only the amount of years you have made the world happier. Even when your knees don’t always agree, the world could use a bit more of that!
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11. Sister, happy birthday! You already have me, but I would get you something amazing for your birthday. I think that’s a really fantastic gift.
12. Happy birthday to the one person who has stuck by me after witnessing my darkest moments. Either you’re a glutton for suffering or you’re really patient!
13. Sister, happy birthday! Sis, congrats on growing older! You resemble a good wine, but as you get older, you begin to smell more like cheese.
14. Happy birthday to my sister, who is like a second mother—just with more poor advice and less nagging!
15. I’ll be making fun of you for another year as you become older! Greetings on your birthday, sister! Your capacity for self-laughter is incredibly motivating.
16. Cheers to your birthday! Remember that you are not getting older; you are just becoming a classic. Similar to a classic vehicle, but with higher mileage!
17. To my sister on her birthday: You’re 29 if anyone asks. Once more. You’re really welcome.
18. Cheers to your birthday, sister! Remember that your age simply indicates how long the world has been appreciating you. We’re all having a great time with you!
19. Let’s toast to another year of being amazing, sassy, and a little crazy. My favorite sort of crazy is you! Cheers to your birthday!
20. Happy birthday to the sister who still behaves like a child but is no longer able to do so. You big kid, have a great day!
21. Sister, happy birthday! Sometimes you improve things, and other times you just appear to slow things down, much like a software update!
22nd. One more year older and still amazing! Hopefully, as you age, so does your wisdom. To the queen of sarcasm, happy birthday!
23. Cheers to your birthday! Recall that while you are undoubtedly on the hill, you are not yet over it. Savor the scenery!
24. To my sister: You’re like a superb cheese; everyone loves you even though you get stinky with age. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
25. Cheers to your birthday! You can tell you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. It’s time to purchase fire insurance!
26. Let’s keep each other sane and giggle at our own jokes for another year! To my co-conspirator, happy birthday!
27. Happy birthday to my sister, who will always be young—at least in her heart and on social media!
28. Cheers to your birthday! We are still 25 in case anyone asks. Just with a few more years of expertise. Mostly terrible decision-making experience!
29. Happy special day! I hope your day is as happy as all the times I’ve taken your clothes without asking.
30. Sister, happy birthday! Even if you’re older, at least you’re not as old as your previous birthday present. Cheers to many more!
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31. Cheers to your birthday! Wisdom is supposed to grow with age. You ought to be a genius by now, right? Correct?
32. Sister, happy birthday! Not only are you a year older, but you’re also getting closer to being able to cite “back in my day” as a justification for anything!
33. Happy birthday! I was about to give you something truly wonderful, but then I realized that you already had me in your life. You’re welcome, then!
34. Happy birthday to the sister who has always supported me, especially when I needed someone to point the finger at my mistakes!
35. Cheers to your birthday! Although age is simply a number, it’s a very high one in your instance. Have fun today, ancient one!
36. Here’s to you, Sis—a year older and still not smart enough to steer clear of my awful jokes. You truly are a trooper!
37. Happy birthday to my sister, who is the only person I can trust to keep my secrets—mostly because she is also unable to recall them!
38. I hope you have an amazing birthday! Recall that you are only as old as you perceive yourself to be, making us both perpetually youthful and somewhat delusional!
39. Cheers to your birthday! You could withstand another year of my jokes and antics if you were a superhero.
40. Happy birthday to my sister, who is old enough to know better yet still young enough to make foolish decisions. I appreciate you being such a wonderful role model.
41. Sister, happy birthday! Wrinkles are simply the lines of a lifetime of laughter, so don’t worry about them. And I can assure you that you have a ton of those!
42. A year older and still amazing! We are merely preparing for our jobs as elderly citizens, in case anyone is curious. It’s time to wear those orthopaedic shoes!
43. Cheers to your birthday! Although it’s said that age comes before beauty, you have both in plenty. I’m still searching, so don’t ask me to help you discover them!
44. Happy birthday! I would have made you a cake, but I reasoned that you would rather receive a calorie-free gift. You’re very welcome!
45. Cheers to your birthday! When your candles are more expensive than your cake, you know you’re getting older. Savor this “flammable” achievement!
46. Sister, happy birthday! I hope your day is as happy as all the times I’ve taken your belongings without asking. I really owe you!
47. You’ve grown another year and are still great! or at least equally adept at acting the part. To my favorite actress, happy birthday!
48. Cheers to your birthday! I was about to gift you something amazing, but then I realized you already have me—what a huge bargain!
49. Let’s celebrate you, Sis! Keep in mind that age is simply a number, and it’s a very large number for you. Who is counting, though?
50. Happy birthday to the sister who has experienced everything with me, including the day we attempted to bake a cake and the smoke detector went off!
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51. Cheers to your birthday! You must be a doctor by now if the best medicine is laughing. Continue to share those comforting giggles!
52. Best wishes for your birthday! I would have sent you a heartfelt note, but the idea of you growing older makes me chuckle too much. Enjoy your wonderful day!
53. Cheers to your birthday! Just remember that you get better with age, unless you’re a banana. You simply become soft in the situation!
54. Cheers to another fantastic year! In case anyone is curious, you are just 25 years old and have a few more years of amazing life ahead of you. Cheers!
55. Cheers to your birthday! Science has demonstrated that those with more birthdays tend to live longer. In a sense, you’re winning at life!
56. Happy birthday to my sister, who continues to appear “forever young.” There are only a few candles left to blow out this year!
57. Even after a year, I’m still not smarter. You’re only here for the cake, I suppose? Enjoy the icing and happy birthday!
58. Cheers to your birthday! It’s said that knowledge grows with age, but our family doesn’t seem to have any of that. So let’s just continue having fun!
59. To you, Sister, cheers! Don’t be concerned about becoming older. Like a good wine, you’re a little pricey and might make people inebriated given your age!
60. Cheers to your birthday! I was planning to offer you a gift that was as distinctive and amazing as your personality. But then it dawned on me that you already had me!