Funny Birthday Wishes To A Cousin
1. Cousin, happy birthday! I would advise you to act your age, but I don’t know what age you’re acting like now!
2. Congratulations on avoiding arrest for another year! Considering that you’re still at large, I believe you’re doing a fantastic job as an adult!
3. Cheers to your birthday! If someone asks, we’ll tell them that you’re still 21, but you’ve gained a lot of wisdom and experience.
4. An additional year older? At least you’re not as old as you will be in a year. To you, old-timer, cheers!
5. Cheers to your birthday! Like a good wine, you get better with age, but now you’re giving us all headaches!
6. Birthday wish: I hope you have a fun-filled day, a tasty cake, and the best social media posts of the year!
7. Cheers to your birthday! You’re simply well-seasoned, not elderly. And by “well-seasoned,” I mean that you’re beginning to taste a bit salty!
8. Cheers to you, cousin! I hope your birthday is like a software update—it may be frustrating at first, but it will eventually make you a better version of yourself!
9. Cheers to your birthday! We know you’ll be beneficial to us in the long term, but you’re a little annoying like a software update!
10. Congratulations on reaching one year of age! Remember that your age is just a number—in your case, a very big one!
11. Cousin, happy birthday! I would buy you something fantastic, but I’m putting money aside for your retirement present!
12. Let’s toast to another year of acting like adults! You’re doing great, sort of!
13. Cheers to your birthday! I assured them you’re still in your “terrific twenties” if they asked.
14. Growing older is like updating software—it’s essential, but there’s never a user manual!
15. Cheers to your birthday! I’m telling everyone that you’re not only older but also have more experience being amazing!
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16. Congratulations on not learning anything new this year. Instead, we’re all proud of your commitment to having fun!
17. Cheers to your birthday! You’re simply very seasoned; you’re not elderly. And by “well-seasoned,” I mean that to keep things interesting, you may need to add a bit more salt and pepper!
18. You improve with age, much like a good wine, but occasionally you’re a little bit corked!
19. Cheers to your birthday! Remember that you are a classic, not an elderly person. Classics are also always in trend!
20. Cheers to another year filled with dubious choices and even more amusing tales! Cheers to your birthday!
21. Cheers to your birthday! You’re still young enough to do it even if you’re technically old enough to know better!
22. Congratulations for completing another solar orbit! You’re a star, in my opinion, but we don’t want you to melt because that might be too close to the sun!
23. Cheers to your birthday! I would buy you a present, but I’m already giving you the priceless gift of my friendship!
24. We’re all acting like we’re becoming older and wiser every year!
25. Cheers to your birthday! Recall that you are simply more skilled at appreciating life; you are not elderly!
26. Let’s toast to another year of living up to your own legend! You superstar, happy birthday!
27. Cheers to your birthday! Not only are you one year older, but you’re also one year closer to receiving the senior discount!
28. Another year has gone by, and you’re still amazing, but you have a lot more wisdom to impart and a few more gray hairs!
29. Cheers to your birthday! Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a very important one!
30. Let’s celebrate your birthday and hope you don’t make as many poor choices this year as you did the year before!
31. Cheers to your birthday! Never forget that lying about your age is the best method to remain young!
32. Happy birthday! You resemble an old car—a little rusty but still functional!
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33. Cheers to your birthday! I would have made you a cake, but I’m not as good at acting like an adult as you are!
34. You’re still not growing any wiser as you get older, but at least you’re more entertaining!
35. Cheers to your birthday! You are simply chronologically talented, not elderly!
36. To you, Cousin, cheers! I hope your birthday is just as wonderful as it was when you were twenty-one, but with less regrets!
37. Cheers to your birthday! Like a fantastic bottle of wine, you get better with age, but you’re beginning to cause vertigo for all of us!
38. Happy special day! Keep in mind that you are merely taking the picturesque route—you are not over the hill!
39. Cheers to your birthday! You are simply becoming more valuable; you are not growing older. And in sporadic aches and pains!
40. Congratulations on yet another amazing year! And when I say “fabulous,” I mean “barely keeping it together!”
41. Cheers to your birthday! I was going to buy you something lovely, but then I realized you already had me!
42. An additional year older? That means I’ll have to act like a grownup for another year, I suppose. I wish you success on it!
43. Cheers to your birthday! Recall that age is but a number. A huge number in your instance!
44. To you, cheers! I hope you have enough cake and joy on your birthday to forget how old you are!
45. Cheers to your birthday! Like a great cheese, you’re a little foul-smelling but well worth the wait!
46. An additional year of age and no indication of maturity. Cousin, you’re doing fantastic!
47. Cheers to your birthday! It’s finally time for you to start looking up your own health concerns on Google!
48. Well done on reaching another year! A huge cake and my unwavering respect for making it through adulthood are your prizes!
49. Cheers to your birthday! I believe you’re still developing your “wisdom,” despite the saying that wisdom comes with age!
50. Cheers to you, Cousin! I hope your birthday is more about your ability to party like a rock star than it is about your age!
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51. Cheers to your birthday! I’m not claiming you’re old, but when you were born, I did see some dinosaurs!
52. Let’s toast to another year of acting like you know everything! Everyone is cheering you on!
53. Cheers to your birthday! You have a very exceptional age, despite the fact that age is just a number!
54. An additional year older? At the very least, you are younger than you will be in a year!
55. Cheers to your birthday! You’ve reached the age where you make a sound whenever you bend over, and it’s not the sound you want to hear!
56. Well done for making it through another year of adulthood! Cheers to another year filled with dubious decisions!
57. Cheers to your birthday! You are simply a classic with a few more miles on the odometer; you are not elderly!
58. A year older and still showing no signs of maturing. Continue to rock that timeless young feel!
59. Cheers to your birthday! Like smartphones, we still adore you for your retro charm even though the latest models are awesome!
60. To you, cheers! Another year of being amazing and a little perplexed as to how you arrived so quickly!
61. Cheers to your birthday! You’re just as well-aged as a finely seasoned cast iron skillet—you’re not old!
62. Another year of life offers more amazing tales to share, or at the very least, excellent justifications for the ones you can’t recall!
63. Cheers to your birthday! You’re not elderly; rather, you’re a very seasoned individual with a wealth of fascinating tales!
64. Well done for surviving another year! I hope you have more cake and fewer grownup obligations on your birthday!
65. Cheers to your birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as your capacity to overlook the signs of aging!
66. Despite the fact that you now need to take a nap halfway through the day, you’re still wonderful even after another year!
67. Cheers to your birthday! You are now more “wise and slightly tired” than “young and wild”!
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68. Congratulations, Cousin! I hope your birthday is full of everything you love, especially the things that make you forget how old you are!
69. Cheers to your birthday! Like a very good wine, you get better with age and leave others wondering how you manage to stay so good as you get older!
70. Congratulations for avoiding adulthood for another year! I’ll keep your secret safe for the time being!
71. Cheers to your birthday! You’ve reached the age where you start lying about how old you are in order to feel younger. If you don’t, I won’t tell!
72. You’re a year older and still don’t know how to be a responsible adult. Cheers to another year of blissful ignorance!
73. Cheers to your birthday! You’re just a classic version with a lot more charm and a few more peculiarities—you’re not old!
74. To you, cheers! You’ve finally reached the age where taking afternoon naps and being grouchy about young people are totally appropriate!
75. Cheers to your birthday! I was going to get you something amazing, but then I realized you already had me—the present that never stops!
76. Cheers to your birthday! At this age, “bedtime” starts to seem like a really smart idea!
77. Congratulations on being you for another year! Just remember that while getting older is necessary, growing up is a choice.
78. Cheers to your birthday! I was about to get you something special, but then I realized that you already have me, which is the greatest present ever!